A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
Because then it would be a foot
Mitosis
The outside !
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
There is no dirt in the hole!
Welp, seal ate her.