Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why do we need to die?

chickens

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Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat