School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.