School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.