Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!