Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!