Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.