Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.