Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
To get to the other... *sigh*
A wounded cheesie.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
A marine biologist.
Because he might Pikachu!
One clothes please!
Because they all had a tare
Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.