Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.