Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster