Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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She was shouting for help.

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.