Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty