Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him