Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!