Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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A little shaken.

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.