What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.