Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.