A: Because they held up a pair of pants.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing
Because its leaves rustled.
Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night
In case they get a hole in one!
A pair of legs.
Hush puppies !
They are wearing suspenders and a belt.