Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.