A: Because they held up a pair of pants.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
I'm-in-a-cent!
Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...
No ballroom.
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
A: For holding up a pair of pants.