What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.