What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.