19 Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage