What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.