Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.