Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
They both can't make any change
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
Because he was outstanding in his field
He ran out of patients.
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Because he is an x-boxer
Because it was a mail dominated industry
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.