How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

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What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...