What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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She quits counting.

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There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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A Puthy

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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Aqua-Vlad

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!