What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!