Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.