Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...