Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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Because they don't do Windows

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It goes back for seconds

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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Bingo.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.