Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

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They both need natural light to survive!

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.