Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.