Because all of his hose had kinks.
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A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"
Because he got ova easy.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
Malnutrition.
