Developer Jokes

Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?

Because you never get a goodbuy from them

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Web Developer Jokes More Web Developer Jokes

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.