Because he was outstanding in his field
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM
Broom sick.
A Sweeping Generalization.
Sweeping generalizations.
The headmaster.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Stick his bill up his arse.
Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!
A corn on the cob
He's outstanding in his field
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
Because it was outstanding in its field
No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.
You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
By reposting it every week!
