Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.