Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.