Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch