Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles?

A menstrual bicycle.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !