Tamagotchi Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

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Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents