tamagotchi
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Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Because it's sodalicious.
Non Prophet Organizations
Because they're shellfish.
At Toys We Is
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
A good start.
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
