Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.