School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

Nirvana Jokes More Nirvana Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.