School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Janet Reno Jokes More Janet Reno Jokes

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.