Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise