Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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He felt his presents.

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!