Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise