Bonaparte Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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Pull the pin and throw it back.