Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!