Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

You might also enjoy:

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic?

Trigger-nometry.

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.