Caribou Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!