Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't !

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!