Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work