An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Lefty!
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
An ambulance
An ambulance.
From a distance they look like hares!
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Stopping it with a shovel
Doug
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.