What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What are you an idiot?

Redneck: "Why is it required "