Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.