Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.