Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Solar Panel Jokes More Solar Panel Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.