Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Solar Panel Jokes More Solar Panel Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.