What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P