How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D