Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.