Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.