Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

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Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.