Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.