How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.