What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures