Because it hurts and they deserve it
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
Really bad so he hurts himself.
All those spikes hurt his hands
One good turn deserves another.
Because they've done nothing to deserve it.
