Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any