Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."