Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.