Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Because he wanted a hot rod.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.