Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Ebt Jokes More Ebt Jokes

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.