Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Ebt Jokes More Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Puerto Rican Jokes More Puerto Rican Jokes

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.