Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Ebt Jokes More Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Puerto Rican Jokes More Puerto Rican Jokes

Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Mofongo Jokes More Mofongo Jokes

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?